If The Shoe Fits...

In this long term observer of screw ups opinion I've finally realised what makes a successful one sided relationship work for one side.
There has to be an idiot...usually female...and a moron...generally male.
You know what an idiot is don't you?....No?...well it's always just one step above the moron in brain function and 10 steps below the moron in gullibility..and the moron?...well it's always one step below the idiot in smarts but 10 steps above the idiot in manipulation...and rules the school!.
Cynical huh? well ok...but you know whether or not you fit into that mold or not - don't you?

Would you confess to it - if you did??
Probably not...but it takes one to know one!.